Panchito

A long time solo Ganondorf main, who quite frankly is better than you despite maining one of the worst characters in the game. He has been around long enough to acquire more memes to his name than most. Despite his questionable choice of character and his overall lack of extensive tournament experience, he remains one of the consistently better players on /ssbg/ by a wide margin.

Personality and Play-style
Much like the King of Darkness himself, Panchito maintains a constant intimidating presence while he maintains stage control. Though slow and easy to out maneuver he recognizes how quickly a single misplaced aerial can end his opponent's stock, so its not uncommon for him to turn the tables of what appears to be a very close match to the untrained eye. In reality, he has no close matches. He either wins really hard, or loses very badly. Never afraid to play dirty, if he knows you don't respect him, he wont hesitate to flame choke you at the ledge for a quick and easy victory.

Outside of battle, he's a pretty chill dude with a healthy sense of humor, but he's also a greasy Mexican so it probably doesn't matter much.

Relationships
Panchito has been around long enough to have been acknowledged by most people who have frequented /ssbg/ in the past.

Not much is known about his relationship with Alice, but they're probably really good friends.

He and Peridot maintain an unhealthy amount of sexual tension as a result of their year-long rivalry/hate-boner. It even once escalated to the point of a livestreamed first to five grudge match took place. Naturally, Peridot won, 5-1 and Panchito was forever remembered as the man who was cucked to death.

Back when Tomoko Kuroki was flavor of the month, he wouldn't stop posting about her and how cute she is. Its said he'll fly into an incoherent rage if he's in the presence of someone insulting Tomoko's honor.

Notable Quotes
"'Unga Bunga...!'"- Panchito, after landing a flame choke"'Gimme gimme chicken tendies, Be they crispy or from Wendys'" - Panchito, whenever confronted with an unfamiliar situation

"'Hmm..........'" - Panchito, when someone picks Symmetra on a King of the Hill Map

Trivia

 * He currently spends some of his free time as a wagecuck for Dunkin' Donuts
 * He currently owns at least one, possibly two framed photo of Ganondorf next to a 20lb life sized statue of Ganondorf. A literal shrine dedicated to his favorite character.
 * He has an obsession with Chihuahuas and Cats.
 * He mains Reinhardt in Overwatch. He's actually very reliable.
 * They say that every time he successfully flame chokes an opponent off stage he adds another notch on his Wii U Gamepad's touch screen.