Chazo

The self-proclaimed King of /ssbg/ himself. The scapegoat to any and every problem you can name. Single handedly orchestrated the downfall of /ssbg/ under the guise of organizing fun weekly tournaments with cash prizes, horrible circlejerk after-parties where he'd force people to sit together and watch comfy obscure movies and meme videos, and advertising livestreamed tournament sets of regulars who needed to be cheered on during their sets. And to top it all off, he had the audacity to create a new Discord server after Chronos was doing gods work by forcibly banning everyone in a politically frustrated rage. He probably did 9/11 too, I remember some anon mentioning that once... It sounds like it could be true. From what I hear he still hangs around, keeping the threads alive silently from the safety of his own cherry picked ""/ssbg/"" discord server where he apparently bans """shitposters""". Can you believe that? Who the fuck does he think he is, not letting me screenshot out of context drama-mongering posts to shit up the thread with? Fuck that guy.

Personality / Playstyle
Time and time again Chazo has gone above and beyond what a normal person would do for no other reason than in the name of "having fun". He's organized several real life /ssbg/ meetups, created and given out /ssbg/ t-shirts, organized a /ssbg/ secret santa, started a terrible /ssbg/ sings project, founded his own /ssbg/ themed discord, co-destroyed the original /ssbg/ discord, created helpful character guides, written books worth of advice, made webms for people with the use of his capture card before replay uploading was a thing, and so much more. I wish I were exaggerating.

Despite what should be an impressive resume of objectively cool things for the sake of others, he still manages to have more enemies than you ever will and doesnt seem to care all that much about that fact either. It's hard to say if hes someone you want to emulate, or someone you should avoid. One thing is for certain though; he loves Super Smash Bros and he'll beat you in any set, every set.

Although he mains King Dedede, he often cycles through his other 4 characters in a seemingly random order. He holds a tournament level mastery of the game's fundamentals, and will no doubt style on you over the course of any given match, assuming he doesnt nair off a cliff and kill himself. With DDD, its important to avoid falling for the "DDD special", which consists of him U-airing through the ledge repeatedly. His lucina revolves around dancing blade and his jabs, and his pac-man is trash. Mii brawler isnt a real character, so he doesnt matter.

Much like King Dedede, Chazo thinks himself king, and styles himself as such. He also very much loves Anime and cosplaying, so it should immediately tell you what sort of person he is. OR SO IT WOULD SEEM? He appears to have a variety of interests and passions coupled with a clownish demeanor, but anyone who's ever had a serious chat with Chazo knows that he has a lot to say on any given subject. To the point where he can dominate any conversation or chat he becomes a part of. Some see this quality as a good thing, others as a threat.

At the very least, he seems to give quality, genuine, and logical advice for both smash bros and life as a whole.

Relationships
As the most prominent player of /ssbg/, its obvious that he has many relationships with many people. He makes it his business to interact with most people at least once, so everyone has an opinion on him, much to his probable dismay.

Chad - One of Chazo's long time lackeys. Chazo probably would never admit it, but he's been watching Chad grow as a player and is probably kind of proud of how much better at the game he's gotten over the year(s). The two are occasionally found together in various chats, or in the older /ssbg/ circlejerks sharing awful videos with each other. To this day, Chazo refuses to play mario party with him.

Chronos - Diametrically opposed foes ever since the original /ssbg/ Discord's sundering. Before then, the two didn't really interact much, being in different time zones and all outside of the occasional dubs session. But when the first iteration of the /ssbg/ discord came into being, the two both saw an opportunity to influence the incompetent admin at the time named Braxton. Needless to say that it didnt go very well, considering their vastly different opinions on how the populace should be properly subjugated. The two giants clashed egos and in the end the europeans came together with a devilish agreement and banished Chazo, along with the populace of the original /ssbg/ discord into oblivion. Unbeknownst to Chronos, before the day of the sundering, Chazo had already suspected that seemingly random temper tantrum Chronos imposed upon the entire discord would lead to a forced fracture and already began gathering forces for a new discord. It wasnt long after that Chronos himself succumbed to the temptation of creating his own discord, thanks to the encouragement of the League Against Chazo's demonic whisperings and despite his previous vows never to revive the /ssbg/ discord. Now, he spends his days lording over his own /ssbg/ themed discord, still anonymously hating Chazo and everything he stands for. And Chazo probably feels the same way, honestly which is why neither are apart of each other's discord. Infact, Chronos once stated that he wished Chazo would leave the general entirely.

Jipc - It's never been a secret.

Kokonoe! - A lesser seen person with an unhealthy attachment to /ssbg/ considering xhe doesnt even like sm4sh. Nobody knows when or why Kokonoe began hating Chazo with a fervent passion, but if ever the two are in the same chat room, xhe wont hesitate to let the world know multiple just how much xhe hates Chazo and has him on ignore, which is probably a lot more annoying that anything Chazo has ever done.

Madoka - A passionate supporter of Chazo's escapades. Madoka appreciated Chazo so much that in an attempt to increase the weekly tournament attendance, began occasionally donating prize money to Chazo's tournaments. These days the two dont talk very much, but they'd probably still get along very well.

Panchito - A long time rival, but at the end of the day they seem to hold a mutual respect for one another, as low tier heroes. Together they are two of the better players /ssbg/ has ever seen, and in weekly tournaments they would often go toe to toe in grand finals. Panchito is in the positive currently. These days they play Overwatch together sometimes, apparently.

Rex - A slow witted player that Chazo's patience wore thin on frequently. Some say he goes by the name Rob now, but who knows! The two never really got along for one reason or the other. Chazo always suspected he was an avid shitposter and was validated when Rex came out as the notorious Anti-Chazo shitposter, and subsequently left in shame. Most notably annoying was the fact that Rex would occasionally host poorly run, laggy tournaments on the exact same time and date as Chazo's, purely out of spite. He never did pay Amduseus for that one 2 man tournament he was promised a cash prize for winning. But then again, he was just another shitposter so it was really just sad that other people supported that sort of thing.

Shitposters - Chazo actively champions against malicious shitposting. He truly believes in the 'no bully zone' and has spend a disgusting amount of hours studying shitposters across many generals and threads. Needless to say that anyone as vocal about being against shitposting as him becomes an instant target for additional hate.

Notable Quotes
"'Dont get hit.'"

- The condensed version of Chazo's usual wall of text disguised as advice

"'*giggles*'" - Chazo after winning with King Dedede in that one .webm

"';o)'" - Chazo, at least 5 times a day for no reason

Trivia

 * Genuinely dislikes Filthy Frank for whatever reason.
 * Has a fond love of SFM videos and YTPs.
 * Hates Toon Link as a concept more than any other character on the roster
 * Has sold 130 dollars worth of framed photos of King Dedede on Ebay
 * Really REALLY likes Junkrat, Mei, and Winston
 * As of writing this, there are currently 5998 instances of the name "Chazo" on /vg/, moreso than nearly any super smash brothers character in existence.
 * Chazo has a tumblr, which you can find here.